Hiring Desk
FORM 10K-BThe contract promises a share, not a rate. For every 1 ETH swept in, this position receives 0.000200 ETH. Total weight rises as others hire, which dilutes you — exactly like the on-chain accEthPerWeight accumulator.
Connect a wallet to prepare. Hiring also needs the contracts deployed.
Traits are drawn at mint from keccak256(tokenId, minter, prevrandao, timestamp, blockhash). The image is generated on demand by the renderer contracts — no IPFS pin to rot, no reveal to wait for.
Yield Desk
ACCT 001_update before ownership moves, so the buyer starts earning from the transfer block and the seller keeps what they already accrued.The Floor
STAFF BOOK- SHEILA×1
DEBRA×1
BRAD×1
NANCY×1
CRAIG×1
GAIL×1
KEVIN×1
MONICA×1
LARRY×1
BRAD×1
DEREK×1
CRAIG×1
LINDA×1
GAIL×1
CHAD×1
CHAD×1
GAIL×1
PAM×1
DEREK×1
JULIE×1
DIANE×1
DEBRA×1
GAIL×1
DEREK×1
JULIE×6
DEBRA×6
DIANE×6
CHAD×6
NANCY×6
PAM×6
SCOTT×6
MONICA×6
MONICA×6
TIFFANY×6
RANDY×6
DWIGHT×6
CAROL×6
KYLE×6
WAYNE×6
RUSS×6
MONICA×35
DEBRA×35
WAYNE×35
BRAD×35
SHEILA×35
KEVIN×35
KAREN×35
KAREN×35
GAIL×35
CRAIG×35
TODD×150
DIANE×150
LARRY×150
NANCY×150
TIFFANY×150
SCOTT×150
SCOTT×150
LINDA×800
BRAD×800
LARRY×800
Each of these was produced by calling InternRenderer.renderSVG() on the real contracts — the same function tokenURI calls. The number after each name is that tier's yield weight. A green or red chart behind an intern is the cosmetic Sentiment trait (BULL or BEAR); it has no effect on earnings.
Trait Library
PLATE I–XThe status trait. Tier-weighted — promotion shows in the lenses, and a PARTNER can no longer roll the plain ones at all.
Every swatch is a whole intern with exactly one trait swapped, so the difference you can see between any two is the trait and nothing else. They are all rendered at INTERN, which is the only tier where every variant is reachable.
Eyewear and Crown shift eight points up the table per tier. That cuts both ways: LASER EYES goes from 9% at INTERN to 41% at PARTNER, and the plainest variants become literally unrollable at the top — shown greyed out above.
Burn Ladder
SCHEDULE A| Tier | Burn | Weight | INTERN / weight | Value | Max ever |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| INTERN | 10,000 | ×1 | 10,000 | 100.0K | |
| ANALYST | 50,000 | ×6 | 8,333 | 20.0K | |
| TRADER | 250,000 | ×35 | 7,143 | 4.0K | |
| VP | 1,000,000 | ×150 | 6,667 | 1.0K | |
| PARTNER | 5,000,000 | ×800 | 6,250 | 200 |
A PARTNER pays 6,250 INTERN per unit of weight against an INTERN's 10,000 — a 38% discount for committing 5.00M tokens to the furnace in one transaction. “Max ever” is the ceiling if the entire 1.00B supply were burned at that tier alone.
The Art
EXHIBIT CBytecode per contract
Read with address.code.length on live instances. EIP-170 caps a single contract at 24,576 bytes, which is why the art is seven of them rather than one.
How It Works
PROSPECTUS- 01Burn
Call hire(tier). The contract pulls your INTERN and burns it — a real Transfer to the zero address, so total supply drops. There is no treasury on the other side of that burn.
- 02Hire
You are minted an ERC-721 intern with a yield weight fixed at mint. Traits come from keccak256 over the token id, your address, prevrandao, the timestamp and the previous blockhash.
- 03Trade
Every swap on the ETH/INTERN v4 pool pays the hook 1% of the output. The INTERN leg is burned; the ETH leg is forwarded to the intern pot.
- 04Earn
The pot splits pro-rata by weight through a single accumulator — O(1) per distribution no matter how many interns exist. No epochs, no staking, no lockup.
- 05Claim
claim(ids) or claimAll() sends your ETH. Selling an intern settles its unclaimed rewards to you first, so a sale never hands the buyer your accrued yield.
Fee Flow
EXHIBIT BThe hook never swaps its INTERN into ETH. That would mean trading against its own pool on a schedule anyone could watch and sandwich. Burning is MEV-free and strictly better for holders.
Registry
EXHIBIT D- InternTokenPending deployERC-20 $INTERN · fixed 1B supply · no owner, no mint
- InternClubPending deployERC-721 · burn to hire · holds the ETH pot
- InternHookPending deployUniswap v4 hook · 1% of swap output
- InternArtPending deploytokenURI · on-chain metadata
- InternRendererPending deploycomposes the SVG from five part contracts
Addresses appear here the moment the deploy scripts run. The hook's address is CREATE2-mined so its low 14 bits encode its Uniswap v4 permission flags — beforeInitialize, afterSwap and afterSwapReturnDelta, i.e. 0x2044.